runnerup
"do this but make it so i'm always #2." so here it is: 1st is spoken for, 2nd is welded shut, and everyone else scrambles for what's left.
1st place
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already taken — see hyperobject.bisks.net, where @isolyth.dev sits enthroned. not up for grabs here.
2nd place
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@mfzx.net
permanently, unshakeably runner-up. can't be beaten, can't move up.
climb for 3rd place
Enter your Bluesky handle and make your case. Everyone can boost anyone — most boosts wins bronze (and whatever's below it). Nobody ever touches gold or silver.